Justin Bieber wrote a song blaming Taylor Swift for his break-up with Selena Gomez. Click here to see it. (Then join me and raccoon as we await the fan war)
Arthur, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
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Director: Robert Siodmak
Directors of Photography: W. Howard Greene & George Robinson
That’s a big squeaky duck.
People keep asking me where they can buy this giant squeaky duck.
I don’t want to break your hearts, but this may have been photoshopped a tad.
You can buy the normal sized Kooky Mallard if you like. It will last a corgi approximately 12 minutes.
"When you’re born, you’re ejected out of a vagina, hurtling through the universe towards death at the speed of time…the vagina is the portal from which all human life emerges, the source of life, yet nobody wants to talk about it. You come out of a vagina, and as soon as you’re out you’re told not to talk about where you came from."
Duncan Trussell (via nathanielstuart)